Preacher shop talk
I had lunch with a group of preachers last weekend. Soon the conversation turned to Bible oddities. Here are a few jokes, puns and riddles we had with our iced tea.
Q. What dog is named in the Bible?
A. Moreover, the dog came and licked his sores.
Q. What was the profession of the Wise Men?
A. They were firemen. The Bible tells us they came from a “far.”
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q. Where is PMS mentioned in the Bible?
A. And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Bethlehem.
Q. Did Eve ever have a date with Adam?
A. No, just an apple.
Q. How does Moses make his coffee?
A. Hebrews it.
Q. Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A. Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
Q. Who was the fastest runner in the race?
A. Adam, because he was first in the human race.
Q. Why did the unemployed man get excited while looking through his Bible?
A. He thought he saw a Job.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
And finally, riddle me this:
Adam, God made out of dust,
But thought it best to make me first,
So I was made before now,
To answer God’s most holy plan,
A living being I became,
And Adam gave to me my name,
I from his presence then withdrew…
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